How do you make permanent paint?

Well, one time I was standing up, drinking a warm glass of Espresso liquid when suddenly I wondered, why do horses always betray me? So, this is what you must do: It involves a tennis ball shooter, a Nerf dart bazooka, a wired keyboard, a football helmet, and a mule. First, you will must obtain the tennis ball shooter. You must BUY it. If you do not get a pink one, you fail. You now have a gift for your grandma this year! Next, get the Nerf dart bazooka. Sneak up behind your cat, and shoot it! Doing so will agitate your cat, and it will either attack you or run away. If your cat is beige, you fail. Next, go to your computer, and rip out the wired keyboard with brute force, no matter how much it takes. Then, get tangled in the wires. This will quickly pester you, and you will launch the keyboard against the wall in frustration. If ANY shift key comes off, guess what!? LOL, you fail. After this, put on the football helmet, and headbutt your refrigerator. If your refrigerator glitches up and starts making coughing noises, you did it right. Finally, steal a mule from whoever has a mule, and ride it to the beach. Once you arrive at the beach, you must betray the mule and slip it some sleeping pills. Once its out, spray paint it to look like a zebra and drop it in a lions territory. If you prefer cheddar over mozzarella, you fail.

Hope I helped!