Are leprichans real

Yes, Leprachans are real, I have one, it lives in my back yard in its pot of gold on the other side of the rainbow. It speaks Leprachanish ,and his name is Charlie he has a wife, Judy ,and a boy,Ted. They eat human flesh until they get to the cored bone. His car is a Ferrari. His job is in Acounting ,and he eats his human employes.