How do you get a frog out of your pool?

One time, i scrutinized my stupid pool for any clues on where the tweengloggs dissapeared to. But that's unrelated. Wait a minute, if its in the pool drain isn't it dead? Why do u wanna get it? Chuck Norris once took an entire bottle of sleeping pills....They made him blink. But Anyway, to complete this worthless, stupid and pointless, waste of time goal, u need a knife, butter, and some bred. First u get the butter and hurl it as far as you can into the horizon. If a giant sea monster comes out of the ground and catches it you did it right.

Then you take the bread and eat it. You must eat it in one bite or you will fail awfully and everyone around including the lizard, will laugh at your failure. But then again, you will still have the knife. Take it and shove it into your chest because you will never succeed at freeing the lizard and that will make you a stupid failure that has no friends. Not even the lizard will love you. I noticed that on all the coins, the presidents all face left....except for Lincoln....Isnt that strange?

Hope I helped