How did Jesus survive the dinosaurs?

By not seeing any dinosaurs - according to the theory of Evolution, he lived millions of years later. Of course, from the Creationist point of view, Jesus lived only thousands of years after the dinosaurs - by which time, the climatic changes brought about by the Flood had resulted in the extinction of most large land dinosaurs as we know it. Incidentally, documented sightings of dinosaurs and dragons right into the middle ages were not uncommon, so even if there were a few remnants still around, they remained hidden. Remember that Jesus had/has power over all creation, so he certainly could have commanded the dinosaurs, just as he commanded the wind and the waves and the laws of physics as we know them.