How can you impregnate yourself with sperm?

A female can impregnate herself with sperm as follows. Collect the man's ejaculate (semen) in a clean (clean even traces of soap) container like a small bowl. Get a 5 ml sterile disposable syringe. When the semen is freshly collected aspirate as much as you can in the syringe. With the syringe push the semen in the vagina. If you are not this elaborate just smear semen on your fore finger and stick it in the vagina. [impregnating yourself with semen is useful specially due to any reason when the partner is not able to insert penis and yet you are desirous of conception.]