How does a fragile pink sea urchins metabolism work?

well, this requires a detailed account of when i served in nam, we used urchins as a substitute for grenades, this is why we lost. theory decreed that the urchin would eat the gooks faces and therefore win us the war. it turns out that the urchins could not eat fast enough or they were on the side of the vietcong. now, scientists discovered that the way the urchins metabolism works is by manipulating the time and space of their surroundings by using kryptonite.

sadly no kryptonite was available in Vietnam. i remember my dear friend Johnson using his urchin grenade as a pillow because his was riddled with herpes, he woke up dead without a face, it rained for 31 days and 6 night. i think god was pissed, or just bored. anyway, i hope this answers your questionne bbz xoxo