Who is qcat?

QCAT or Quallatulla Catajiti Awaroo Tarragiddy is a lower party legal system who deals with minor disputes. Disputes could include, stealing of petrol, paint or crack or robbing from places like centrelink or bunnings warehouse. QCAT give out many benefits to the indigenous community such as free money, free petrol and free rides on Wallaroos, in some cases, loyal indigenous customers of QCAT could win a trip for a tribe on top of Uluru for a week in a dreamtime theme. The QCAT supported the burning of the flag and want Julia Guillard kicked out for good. QCAT has the power to take away your kangaroos and throw sticks at random citizens or polititians. The QCAT employees are often seen hanging around Darwin with red bandanas on. They are often heard saying Walla Walla (meaning go away) or Tujulu (meaning get off my land). Some of the QCAT members are famous as polititions such as Jitta Pitta, Walla Jullitji and Albert Noogaroo.