How much wood does a wood duck chuck?

he chucks so much wood that he can never count how much he chucked so we can never know how much wood a woodchuck can chuck because he doesnt even know for himself how much he wood he chucked so how are we supposed to know how much wood he chucked because if a woodchuck could chuck wood then why cant a camel chomp cheese and why cant a bird barf burgers so if you could answer the question of how much wood would a woodchuck chuck you would have to anwer why cant a camel chomp cheese or why cant a bird barf burgers so if a woodchuck can barf burgers and a camel can chomp wood Wait Im confused.........