Do cats in Canada grow on trees?

Yes and no, I'm growing a family of mixed felines in the yard. Conveniently located next to a Tim Horton's. They don't grow on trees, but instead, on the ground. First, the seedling, which is genetically mutated with a cat's fecal matter, is grown in regular soil, exactly like growing a plant. Around 2 months or so, the leaves of the plant start to sprout tails, and pretty soon, the body emerges. To fully fluffill the plant's neccesities, you must take the head out of the ground when the cat is done growing. Voila! or should I say, Meow, eh?