What is the full lyrics from the song jingle bombs?

Dashing through the sand

With a bomb strapped to my back

I have a nasty plan

For Christmas in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A

But not through checkpoint B

That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see

Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead

The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man, but every time I cough

Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done, I need to find some work

Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you

There You Go