What are some funny office awards?

Transfer/ resignation letter

Best-Smelling Cubicle

Sweetest Smile

Most Voodoo Dolls

Least-used Carpet

Best Answering Machine Outgoing Message

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From "Funny Office Awards" by comedian Larry Weaver:

* Bermuda Triangle Award for the desk where things go in but never come out

* Foot-in-Mouth Award for always saying the wrong things at the wrong time

* Loch Ness Award for least likely to be found