About Internet connection

a wifi connection is a thing that can give u internet connection and u can get aliens in your wifi and in the back of nerds heads example:Roman he has an alien in his head and he hit his head with a cricket bat really hard so the aliens went to his wifi connection but he also had a baby alien in his head so he hit his head with a Baseball bat(METAL) AND IT FELL OUT AND WENT INTO dibolicle Dions pants and up his nose and then the aliens are still sitting in romans wifi and stuffing up his wifi cause whenever i ft him it always cuts out