What is a good 5th grade speech for school president?

I have a good speech! I'm from Becker Elementry School! Say "I'm ________ and I'm running for President! I think we shall _________ also ________ and don't forget _______ , my bad, I forgot to say that there will be no school on _________ if i was president (but there is! but they are gonna vote for you!) Also i found out that _______ picks her or his nose yesterday! They flicked one of them on the fat math teacher (who's name is)________!