Tell a funny joke

1. How do you kill a blonde?

Stick a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool...

2. They always said, "When we get a black president, pigs will fly..." And you know what? THE SWINE FLEW!!!

3. How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and moan...

4. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

ONE, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!