What are 5 good bed puns?

Sure! Here are five bed puns for you:

1. I had a dream about a bed made of marshmallows, but it was too soft to handle!
2. My bed and I have a strong relationship; we’re always on the same sheet!
3. I told my bed a joke, but it just couldn’t stop “bedding” over with laughter!
4. The mattress factory is a great place to get “tucked” into a good story!
5. When my bed heard I was getting up early, it said, “Don’t leave me hanging!”