How do you blow someones mind?

How to blow someone's mind:

Just use the old poem...
if roses are red, and violets are blue, then by the compound properties blue is violet and violet is blue which means blue is needed when red and blue combine to make blue but what makes red? The past-tense of readr because the Word you red (past-tense) most in this equation is blue, you red blue making violet. So not only did I blow your mind, I just 'Blue' your mind. :D