Why are cigarettes nice?

ciggarettes are cool and make you popular so if you do not smoke you are gay and a loser so in actual fact ciggerettes are good

first of all, the first answer is gay itself. Ciggarettes contain tar and carbon monoxide (gas from car exhaust which can kill people) and formaldehyde which is that liqiud that preserves dead bodies which people breathe in. Smoking doesn't make you cool or popular. It gives you bad breath and yellow finger-nails and black lungs. Do you want to look that gross? Thought so

(this messege is from Oyster Tomato and the one at the top is some randomer)