What are the best jokes?

why are pirates called pirates ?because they arrrrrr!

• Yo mama's so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.

  yo momma so fat she rolled over Walmart in the prices rolled away instead of rolling back

• Yo momma is so crazy she loves u.
• Yo momma is so ugly she made a blind kid cry
• yo mamma so white she cant pass black opps.
• Yo momma so stupid she stared at an Orange Juice cuz it said concentrate
• yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to her bed to see how LONG she slept
• yo momma so huge Christopher Columbus claimed her as the new world