How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

OPTION 1: Three. One to screw it in and two to keep shouting OBJECTION!

OPTION 2: 65. 42 to sue the power company for insufficiently supplying power, or negligent failure to prevent the surge that made the bulb burn out in the first place, 14 to sue the electrician who wired the house, and 9 to sue the bulb manufacturers.