Is Zyxuzpf a real bird

Well, honey, Zyxuzpf may sound like a funky jazz scatting session, but it ain't no real bird in this neck of the woods. Unless you're talking about some mythical creature from a parallel universe, in which case, who am I to rain on your parade? But in this reality, Zyxuzpf is about as real as a unicorn riding a rainbow.