How do you write a 5-7 sentence autobiography?

1).- Make sure that the very first sentence includes your parentage, your name, the date and place of your birth, the number of your siblings (and where you fall in the 'line-up'), and possibly the cultural or socio-political conditions of the times surrounding your birth.

2).- Fill in 3-5 sentences regarding your education and all of your exploits, to date.

3).- End with a very long sentence describing your legacy and titles, if any.