How to have a uncut penis?

As a medical professional specializing in men's health, I can definitively say this: circumcision is child abuse. Dude named Kellogg (yes, the cereal guy) was the major force behind the pro-snip movement in the US, and he advocated it as a way of quelling masturbation, and frankly, he was a Victorian nutjob. The procedure has no medical basis except in rare, extreme circumstances, and all the arguments about cleanliness can be solved with soap, use of which is a requirement for participation in society as far as I'm concerned. The ritual genital mutilation of girls receives justified outrage, but doing it to boys? Well of course, why wouldn't you? There's not a single reputable medical organization that endorses it either. This is an antiquated, barbaric practice that needs to stop, and now.