What is the position of the United Methodist Church on convicted felons serving in the church?

Oh, dude, the United Methodist Church actually doesn't have a strict rule about convicted felons serving in the church. It's more like a "come one, come all" kind of vibe. So, technically, as long as they're not causing chaos in the pews, they're good to go. Like, they might even get a second chance to preach the good Word, you know?