Show you a sentence with as many apostrophes as possible?

I'll give it a shot. An apostrophe can either mean a contraction, dialectical pronunciation, or a possessive, so let's see if I can fit all of that into one sentence.

I'll send y'all t'town t'get Bubba's uncle's girlfriend's med'cine, 'n y'all go t'the girl's porch's screendo' 'n tuck t'sack behin' t'screen 'n then y'all c'n go t'Walmart 'n see y'all's brother's girlfriend's li'l gal, Ty'bo'ker'shak'ia.

*wipes brow* Whew!