How did birds get feathers?

Well, I was fcking 1 milf (doggy style) one day and when i cummed i released SH!T LOADS OF SP ERM, and anoyone knows bird feathers are made of sp erm, so my sp erm flew and hit all the birds on the planet and put feathers on them, changed their genes, before that all the birds was some no feather mother fckers.

THE MILF SUCKED MY DIACK TOO

I HOPE ALL THE LIL KIDS IN THE WORLD READ THIS