Home remedys to sober up off marijuana?

I've been told a couple of ways to do this.

1. Drink 1 cup of white vinger with a gallon of crannberry juice.

2. Drink 1 cup of black coffee no milk or sugar and follow it with alot of water.

3. Buy one of those Detox drinks.

4. Sweat it out by exercising and drinking lots of water.

5. Last and trust least favorite stop smoking weed 2 months prior to test date. this one is hardest since you usually don't know when your getting the drug test. good luck guys I'm on the same boat as you guys trying to get a quick fix. If you try the 1st method remember to follow that with gallons of water and exercise.