What is a baby turttle name?

Josh. He's just gross, but short and small. Sofia is good also, because she's pretty slimy. Justin is an awesome name for a baby turtle, because he's so slow. Blair bites, so that works also. It describes everything about it: Gross, short and small, slimy, slow, biting. All in all, a good name for a baby turtle is:

JoshANDSofiaANDJustinANDalittlebitof-Blair.