Is fart good for your mouth?

Farting in mouth's is not a hygenic practice, although the methane is good for hair and nails. It synergizes the vitaman D into magnesium which improves the shininess of hair, nails, and skin. So ladies, start sucking them down. Also, seman is a good source of protein for your hair and nails also. So ladies, start sucking it down. They're ggggggrrrrreat!!