Dilaogue writing between a miser spendthrift?

Miser: "Why waste money on fancy dinners when we can enjoy a simple meal at home? Every penny counts, you know!"

Spendthrift: "But life is too short to skimp on experiences! Sometimes, you need to treat yourself."

Miser: "Treating myself means saving for the future. You can enjoy life without throwing cash around!"

Spendthrift: "Sure, but living in constant frugality isn't living at all! Balance is key."