How long does the body take to metabolize 74 ounces of alcohol?

74 ounces of grain alcohol? Death. 74 ounces of liquor? If it doesn't kill you, you'll wanna die. Wine won't be that far off either. Beer, on the other hand, assuming a domestic (roughly 5% alcohol by volume)... not a big deal. Little more than a six-pack. Body height, weight, fat content, metabolism, and many other factors play a role as to the speed of an individual's metabolization of alcohol. Everyone is different, but roughly, it's an hour for every two drinks (According to TIPS, a bartender/server certification course.)