How can you survive the snowpocalypse?

Tips for surviving the snowpocalypse:

• By hunting snow leopards on a snowboard.
• Wear all your clothes at the same time.
• Stock up on hot cocoa.
• Shout how many inches of snow your block has already received.
• Take a shot of something warm for every foot of snow the weatherman predicts.
• Park your car on top of your house so it isn't snowed in tomorrow.