Tips for surviving the snowpocalypse:
- By hunting snow leopards on a snowboard.
- Wear all your clothes at the same time.
- Stock up on hot cocoa.
- Shout how many inches of snow your block has already received.
- Take a shot of something warm for every foot of snow the weatherman predicts.
- Park your car on top of your house so it isn't snowed in tomorrow.
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