Why did the hot dog cross the road?

1. Because the chicken was taking a lunch break!

2. Because it was the chicken's day off.

3. He wanted to prove that he wasn't a chicken!

4. He never did because he got hit by a car.

Why would a turkey get hit by a car? Turkeys are smart!

5. The street was perpendicular to the floor so as the chicken came out of the job centre (after having an interview with Mr. Tiddles) he simply fell across the road and into the newsagents. So the answer is: Because of gravity