As a bug in the rug?

Snugness is proportional to the inverse square of the size of the object being snugged and directly proportional to the size of the object doing the snugging, represented by the ratio of Sr/(Mb)2, with Sr being the area of the snugging object and Mb being the mass of the object being snugged. Therefore, assuming that the rug is a standard floor rug of 12 1/2 by 10 feet, and the bug being the common shield bug with a mass of about 1.5 grams, the equation, using correct sig figs, would be:

(12.5 *10)/(1.52) = 55 snuggles, the unit of snugness.