How do you tell your girlfriend she has a hairy ass?

If you plan on staying in a relationship with her.....you will not say anything to her.

There are certain things that a man cannot say to any woman.

"Honey, you have a hairy ass" is one of those things.

There is no delicate way to say it.

Don't do it.

If you plan on leaving her, tell her her butt looks like that of an Orangutan, then run.