What would happen if you got attacked by an opossum?

When an opossum gets threatened it will growl, urinate, burp\belch, and or play dead yes it does seem funny but its so true. look it up if you don't believe me. A opossum may if it can just lay down and play dead when it feels threatened, but if this does not work for them, they will try to defend themselves as best they can, mainly with their teeth. yep and they can play dead up to 4 hours!!!!!