What can be dialogue for zombie in fancy dress competition?

Oh, dude, like, the zombie could be all like, "I'm dead tired of these fancy clothes, like, can't a zombie just rock some ripped jeans and a t-shirt for once?" Or maybe, "I tried to dress up as a living person, but it just wasn't my style, you know, being undead and all." Just imagine a zombie groaning in a tuxedo, like, "Brains are so last season, I'm all about that formaldehyde now."