Should you wear red jeans first day of middle school?

NO DO NOT WEAR THOSE JEANS TO SCHOOL. EVER. BE IT THE FIRST OR THE LAST DAY. NEVER EVER WEAR THOSE JEANS. RED JEANS ARE NOT COOL. OK? PLEASE LISTEN TO ME.

Wear a skirt. Or maybe a dress. BUT NOT THOSE RED JEANS. YOU WILL BE MADE FUN OF.