What is a list of good Yo Mama jokes?

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is when yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head when she's trying to make up her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she returned her M&M's because they were all W's.

Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry.

Yo mama so ugly her shadow ran away from her.

Yo mama so ugly she's never seen herself because the mirrors keep breaking.

Yo mama so fat that when she passed the TV i missed 3 episodes

Yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal sad

Yo mama so ugly that she made one direction go the other direction

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped in a pool they discovered water on Mars

Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas

Yo mama so fat when she went on the scale, her phone number popped up

Yo mama so stupid she starved to death when locked in a grocery store over night

Yo mama so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo mama so fat when she goes on an elevator she has to go down.

Yo mama so ugly she made hello kitty say goodbye

Yo mama so ugly she scared the crap out the toilet

Yo mama so ugly she made the illuminati eye close

Yo mama so fat when she fell she cause the 1906 earthquake

Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery