1. Religion, Assembly, Speech, Press, Petition; the first thing you do is learn how to speak
2. Right to bear arms; bears have 2 arms
3. No quartering of troops unless there is war; 3's a crowd (it would be crowded if soldiers came and stayed at your house)
4. No search without a warrant; We searched 4 a warrant.
5. Due process and protection of property; I plead the 5th.
6. Fair and speedy trial; Speedy Six
7. Jury trial in civil cases; There are 27 Amendments and 7 deals with $20
8. No cruel and unusual punishment; Imagine 8 as a pair of handcuffs.
9. Rights not specifically mentioned in the Constitution should not be assumed not to exist; #9 makes more rights mine
10. Rights of the states; Austen Powers
11. Sovereign immunity; - the 1's are equal and so are states and they can sue each other
12. Electoral college reform; The 1,2 position (President is #1, VP is #2)
13. Slavery abolished; - at 13 you become a free man
14. Equal protection under law and due process of law; It abolishes the 3/5 Compromise and 4 is between 3 and 5.
15. Right to vote shall not be abridged because of color or previous servitude; 15 wrote that blacks can vote
16. Income tax; six: i stands for income, x stands for tax
17. Election of senators; SEventeen SEnators
18. Prohibition; No alcohol if you're 18.
19. Women's suffrage; At 19 you're already a woman, so you can vote
20. Terms of office for president and Congress; Moved inaugiration date to January 20.
21. Prohibition repealed; You can drink if you're 21
22. President term limits; Limits the president to(2) two(2) terms.
23. Washington DC suffrage; 3 votes 2 Washington DC
24. Poll taxes abolished; -
25. Presidential disability; 25 if he's alive
26. Voting at age 18; 2+6=8, 8+10=18
27. Congressional pay raises; the 27th amendment is the last amendment, and a pay raise for congress is the last thing we want.
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