Does an '3.5mm male audio jack to female USB' adapter exist?

nope. no such thing on this planet. not true, it does exsist. i purchased a set of camera video glasses that uses the 3.5mm (1/8) male to usb connection. I lost that piece so i had to substitute or the iPod 4gig charger which uses the same 3.5mm to usb connection. Its hard to find but it does exsist.