My five-year old son likes seeing women stepping on bugs under their high heel shoes. I have caught him dropping bugs around my feet and other women wearing heels. Should I worry about this?

This question is posted on a half a dozen sites with exactly the same text. This is a fake question.

If it were real, which it is not, it would be disturbing. The obvious psychosexual weirdness of a little boy getting off on squishing bugs (so far not so odd) with the element of women's high heeled shoes (NOW it's odd) must be apparent to all.

Is this poster coming out with a movie or something? Perhaps a reality TV show?

Ugh.