How do Mexicans hop the US border with out getting caught?

They get high on cocaine, then they build stilts so they could get to the top of the fence. After that they ask their magical leprechaun friends to sprinkled some magic crap onto the barbed wire, destroying it form the harmful stench. They then jump over it and land in a pile of hay that their friends put out the night before. In conclusion they end up running until they find the Volkswagen bug. They then pile in to every nook and cranny until the get to California were they work hard labor in the orange and lemon fields.

Sincerely: Brecken The Diabetic