How many pounds of little smokies to feed 70 people?

Well, darling, if you want to feed 70 people with little smokies, you better be ready to throw down about 17-20 pounds of those bad boys. Trust me, you don't want to skimp on the sausages, or you'll have a mutiny on your hands faster than you can say "pass the mustard." So, grab those cocktail toothpicks and get ready to feed the masses!