Who were michelangelo's parents?

Oh, dude, Michelangelo's parents were Ludovico di Leonardo Buonarroti Simoni and Francesca di Neri del Miniato di Siena. Like, they totally brought Michelangelo into this world so he could paint ceilings and sculpt giant statues. So, yeah, shoutout to Ludovico and Francesca for giving us the guy who made the Sistine Chapel look all fancy and stuff.