Five examples of puns

I can never wear glasses. They make me see-sick. Keith - Somewhere

The crowd at the Cannibal's party grew silent when he announced he would be serving finger foods. JM3 - Ohio

43.I went out for a run this morning and tripped over, I could have been wearing the wrong size shoes, I haven't seen the footage yet. Jambo

44.The telemarketer asked me if I read magazines at all and I replied that I did, periodically.

45.The fruit farmer was plum happy he pruned his orchard last fall.