Ways to convince my parents to let you skip school?

If they get serious about grades, don't finish your homework. If they are serious about your happiness, tell them you feel really depressed and want a break from everything. If they get serious about your health take some of th leftovers from dinner and mix it with milk and green sauce or liquid. Then dump into toilet around two hours after when you go to bed. Wake them up and tell them (don't brush your teeth and place some in/around your mouth for added affect). If they are only concerned with you going to school then the throw up is the best. Most schools don't let you in when you've thrown up and if your parents don't tell then store extra fake throw up in a bag and go to the bathroom. Dump it in and then run to the clinic.