What is the air speed velocity of a unladen shallow?

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is often humorously referenced in popular culture, particularly in the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." While the exact speed can vary by species, the European swallow (Hirundo rustica) typically flies at an average cruising speed of about 11 meters per second, or roughly 24 miles per hour. However, the question itself highlights the absurdity of discussing such details in a whimsical context.