When you find yourself in a relationship with someone whose mother hates you, several options present themselves:
- Avoid all contact with her until she dies (this may take decades, though!).
- Get a new boyfriend.
- Start dressing identically to her, and manner your speech patterns and gestures to resemble hers. They say imitation is the sincerest method of friendship-forging!
- Scrutinize your own modes of behavior to determine if perhaps she has legitimate reasons for hating you (i.e. you visit her house and drink 3 bottles of her Chardonnay and go to the toilet in her vegetable garden in plain sight of the neighbors).
- Endure it.
