Did Illuminati try to make the South Park Mexican rapper join them?

Two problems with this:

First, the allegations regarding the Illuminati maintain that they are a super secret organization run by major malevolent power players who pull the strings that control world events. IF they existed, it is highly unlikely that they would be even remotely interested in the convicted child rapist Carlos Coy.

Second, the Illuminati is nothing more than a fantasy promulgated by writers of fiction and deluded paranoids. What does not exist cannot recruit anyone.