How many chickens does it take to eat a windmill?

they can't

Well, if you take the direct radius of the chicken in question, then the answer would be 6. Unfortunately, the radius is unavailable at the current time, therefore we need to work it out the long way. x, being the chicken, times y, the windmill.

The Equation: x(cos)2 x e(xy)96/56 + 23(y) - π = Ω

Therefore, the answer to the question is Ω.

It would take Ω chickens to eat a windmill.

Of course, it is good to note that only the Brazilian laughing chicken, residing in Southern California, would not eat just any windmill, only a Reßfu∑o Windmill, bought at Al's Pottery Barn, located somewhere in Germany for only ¥100,000,000.